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parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

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asian:

"I would snapchat you back but I’m ugly right now"- an autobiography by me

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wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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unshaped:

he killed her

unshaped:

he killed her

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